“<playing b-ball> She asian, but she play like a black person!” -P.E. class mate
“Yeji is the blackest asian girl i have ever met” -Friend
“Your so special, you should be in the special classes” -Math Teacher
“Watch your face!” -random dude
“<yearbook> Dont become a korean nuclear bomber” -Classmate
“You’re the type of friend that you dont notice the ethnicity of… i mean, like in a good way” -Friend
“<with bleached hair> this is my naturally blonde asian friend” -Friend
<phone vibrates> “DISTURBANCE IN MY PANTS!” -Me